pretty hilarious ....do u guys agree with the...
verdict cuz obama luks quite handsome to
me ....what do u guys think?
"Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest
looking people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful
People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor
Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last
position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the
title it held in 2000. It posted 7 points out of a
possible 540 points. The top position was taken by Rwanda, followed by Cameroon and then
Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three
positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then
Gabon, at 46. The judges said they gave their
points based on presentation, physical
appearance, grooming, communication and other areas.
"Women from the Kikuyu community have
small legs, totally no figures, and a little
exeggerated heads. They lack good behinds
and those who have them look like inflated
baloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost
inviscible lower bit. Luo men on the other side
have distorted facial features..say big lips and
huge noses or should we call them knobs.
Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most
of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."
"Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the
average Kenyan man will stop growing at
5'2"...5'4" tops. Kisii men have mango shaped
heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common
in in their Luhya counterparts." He goes on to describe Kaleos as "Funny little
pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions
from the track. However long they'll remain in
Europe, their features never improve". "Nandis
will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long
arms". While occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a
widescreen
telly, especially taitas,and duruas"
Moral lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan
online." Accepting the Award Ambassador
Kinyesi, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa
That's insult to Kenyans
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